Slippery when wet.
No fancy images. No pretty words.

After 4 years of being around incognito and variously -nonmyed, I just went friends-only because I like to pretend I lead something interesting and worth hiding, I secretly fancy being an elitist prick, and overall I just really want to piss [certain] people off.

Actually, it has more to do with the whole internet/social double-life sham, since I've mastered the art of espionage and am really two people by day and night. And no, the night life doesn't involve my anticipating your $200 on a street corner.

I'm also going to clean out my friends-list, since I'm on a roll of being a pretentious, snitty bastard. So, since I'm just a comment whore, I'd say leave a comment if you want to stay, though 3/4 of you are stuck on here whether or not you like it, especially if I hogtied and dragged you here first. Though you can leave me a random comment anyway just to tickle me and make me smile. IT CAN BE DONE!

<--I kid. I just like to pretend I'm a delicious bastard and occassionally like to stroke the ego.

Though the pretending is less and less these days.


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	labrynthos 2005-10-10 02:24 am UTC (link)
	Well baby, I got something you can stroke... (Reply to this) (Thread)

	i better be staying, BITCH >: ( glassbubbles 2005-10-10 02:34 am UTC (link)
	hahhahaha (Reply to this) (Parent)

	chibimya 2005-10-10 02:38 am UTC (link)
	Ooooh snazzy. Hrm. I think I should stay, because well.... Er..... There was this one time.... Ummmm..... er.... I harass you on AIM? You can spell better than I <--- an ego boost right? ...... *snuggle* ♥ (Reply to this) (Thread)

	chaolann 2005-10-11 05:32 am UTC (link)
	I think, somehow, someway, even if I did everything in my power to keep you away forever, you'd find a way to stay. You're just that good, I suppose. Or just that fucking creepy. >] It's much love, sweetheart. <3Continue to harass me anywhere you want. Except in person, because in person I wouldn't be able to escape XD (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

(no subject) - chibimya, 2005-10-11 05:59 am UTC

(no subject) - chaolann, 2005-10-11 06:16 am UTC

(no subject) - chibimya, 2005-10-11 06:35 am UTC

(no subject) - chaolann, 2005-10-11 06:53 am UTC

	dearwestgirl 2005-10-10 02:53 am UTC (link)
	Boosting K's ego! Woo! .......no. :< But keep me? Because I actually read your journal? :D And don't skim? THAT is a plus! Also I find your manner of writing interesting and it makes me feel super cool to have you on my friends list. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	chaolann 2005-10-11 06:08 am UTC (link)
	Hahaha, that is indeed a plus. Actually, it's a surprise. Do people even do that nowadays on Lj? Will definitely keep, there was no doubt. Thanks, man :D (Reply to this) (Parent)

	usagicookies 2005-10-10 03:07 am UTC (link)
	You know, I've often thought of cleaning my friend's list myself... A good little ego stroke never hurts anyone, ne? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	chaolann 2005-10-11 06:11 am UTC (link)
	How can it hurt, when the stroking feels oh so good... ...I miss being Akio, a real Jichou! (Reply to this) (Parent)

	yashakizu 2005-10-10 03:45 am UTC (link)
	*strokes ego* Did that feel good? *smirk* Good. ^_~ (Reply to this) (Thread)

	chaolann 2005-10-11 06:12 am UTC (link)
	Oh, more than you can imagine. 'Ego'? Is that what they call it nowadays? (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

(no subject) - yashakizu, 2005-10-11 06:43 am UTC

	athenazandrite 2005-10-10 05:45 am UTC (link)
	::tickles:: (Reply to this) (Thread)

	chibimya 2005-10-11 05:50 am UTC (link)
	*dies laughing* That. That is a great icon.^^ (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

(no subject) - athenazandrite, 2005-10-11 06:07 am UTC

	mitochondrialme 2005-10-10 05:45 am UTC (link)
	Was I hogtied and dragged (drugged ^_~) Here? Oh, on that note, I just thought of something bloody amusing, remind me to share it with you later :D You need to keep me. I'm a minion! and they're hard to replace! >O (Reply to this) (Thread)

	chaolann 2005-10-11 06:20 am UTC (link)
	Oh, lovely! We're finally drama-ing like you want! You have the best gossip, Kaichou-san. Come. Let us make mysterious phone calls to one another and secretly plot through pretty metaphors and destroy lives the RIGHT way. But only after lots of sleazy sleeping around and spreading the STDs love. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	ghetto_benz93 2005-10-10 06:15 am UTC (link)
	please keep me i love reading ur posts..for old times sake i guess... (Reply to this) (Thread)

	chaolann 2005-10-11 06:24 am UTC (link)
	Most definitely. You look like you've been having a really awesome time upstate. I miss you. I had a lot of fun that final night with Erin. Either you're coming down, or I'm coming up, but we're getting together again soon. BITCH. (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

(no subject) - ghetto_benz93, 2005-10-14 02:25 am UTC

	hitokiri_naveed 2005-10-10 06:29 am UTC (link)
	Blaaaaaaarg Raaaawr Mmmmrrrrr =P (Reply to this) (Thread)

	chaolann 2005-10-11 06:25 am UTC (link)
	How romantic of you to whisper sweet nothings, Nav my love! (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

(no subject) - hitokiri_naveed, 2005-10-11 06:30 am UTC

	kouga 2005-10-10 09:37 am UTC (link)
	And no, the night life doesn't involve my anticipating your $200 on a street corner. Nooo? C'mon, for fifty cents, couldn't I get a sweet little peck on the cheek? ;3 But as far as any stroking goes, you'd have to be paying me for that one. >P (Reply to this) (Thread)

	jiatra 2005-10-10 02:44 pm UTC (link)
	But as far as any stroking goes, you'd have to be paying me for that one. Hee, seconded. But I would still like to stay. ^_~ (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

(no subject) - mitochondrialme, 2005-10-11 01:20 am UTC

(no subject) - chaolann, 2005-10-11 11:24 pm UTC

(no subject) - chaolann, 2005-10-11 11:25 pm UTC

	insomnolent 2005-10-10 12:33 pm UTC (link)
	$200???? jeezus inflation or what? but umm you'll keep me cos you know your journal entries will at the least entertain me, being a cynical bastard, even if i rarely say so (thus the "bastard" bit). aight! Back to wanting to kill then. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	chaolann 2005-10-11 06:19 pm UTC (link)
	Hahahaha. Yes, sir, of course I will keep you. There was never a doubt in your mind, was there?? Now. How about that $200? I'll give you a discount. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	anthy 2005-10-10 02:13 pm UTC (link)
	I love pretending to lead and interesting life worth hiding. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	chaolann 2005-10-11 11:29 pm UTC (link)
	You pretend? Then I suppose we will double-date the double-life sham. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	frau_eva 2005-10-10 02:28 pm UTC (link)
	I wanna STAYYYYYYYYY (Reply to this) (Thread)

	chaolann 2005-10-11 06:21 pm UTC (link)
	AND YOU WILL! You know I want to bear you many a child love like you a whole lot? (Reply to this) (Parent)

	heykidbiteme 2005-10-10 02:31 pm UTC (link)
	I'd like to stay- I may not post often 'round this joint, but I still read and keep up with everybody on the ol' friends list... (Reply to this) (Thread)

	chaolann 2005-10-11 06:22 pm UTC (link)
	OF COURSE. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	seki 2005-10-10 04:05 pm UTC (link)
	I doubt I even have to ask. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	chaolann 2005-10-11 06:23 pm UTC (link)
	Now, let's not jump the gun. How funny would it be if you were the only person I cut? I'm now considering it for the comedic effect. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	tempestreloaded 2005-10-10 04:06 pm UTC (link)
	... *tickles* (Reply to this)

	electronickiss 2005-10-10 04:59 pm UTC (link)
	;-; (Reply to this) (Thread)

	chaolann 2005-10-11 06:24 pm UTC (link)
	*smooches* (Reply to this) (Parent)

	robinhood 2005-10-10 05:31 pm UTC (link)
	One has a tendency to assume that you'll keep me around since you ♥ me, riiiight? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	chaolann 2005-10-11 06:26 pm UTC (link)
	Now, let's not be presumptuous. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	aine_silveria 2005-10-10 06:27 pm UTC (link)
	I would like to hope I can stay on your FL? *random snuggling, even though that's not ego-stroking* (Reply to this)

	deadbysundown 2005-10-10 06:47 pm UTC (link)
	A LITTLE PIECE OF ME DIES EVERYTIME YOU GO AWAY FUCK!! homie? im friggin stayin. im camping out on your damn lawn in damn protest right damn now. AND FROM THERE, I SHALL SHOWER YOU WITH MY UNDYING LOVE. :| but seriously. (Reply to this)

daestwen 2005-10-10 09:43 pm UTC (link)

Comment whores unite! And simply because you admitted it, this will be a nice long one. :D I hope I'm still allowed to read? (Though I wouldn't see why I wouldn't be, but then, I am also a bit of an elitist bastard, so perhaps I only assumed.) Are you going to make one of those funky friends-only graphics for this? I always wonder if I should make mine friends-only just so that I can have one of those funky graphics, but then I would never remember to check back to my friends-only post to see who wants me to add them. Oh the horror! Oh well. I'll let the world in on my head, I suppose. ... On in my head? Tata, daaaw-link! (Reply to this)

	venuslovesyou 2005-10-11 01:15 am UTC (link)
	....!!! you said leave a comment... (Reply to this)

	O_o harlequin_mage 2005-10-31 04:30 am UTC (link)
	Though a little scared *shivers* i'm leaving a comment in hopes of making a new friend. You seem very open-minded, and aren't afraid to speak your mind, and though this seems, odd, having NEVER met you or ever talked to you ^_^;;;; I hope we can become friends (Reply to this)

	hunh? harlequin_mage 2005-11-02 06:14 pm UTC (link)
	I'm just curious, i thought we were friends?? you did add me i thought,...i'm just wondering what's up? (Reply to this)

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